Once upon a time there was a person who lived out in the middle of no where, barely within reach of a DSL line. He had some time on his hands, and li ...more Once upon a time there was a person who lived out in the middle of no where, barely within reach of a DSL line. He had some time on his hands, and like many others in his tribe, sought adulation and applause. Having a slightened sense of self importance, he entered web contests which offered absolutely nothing, save for the one important element that had been heretofore missing in his life: radiation. hide