Silly "No Step of Snek"/Landmine Tattoo

This is what a business in United States was looking for in their tattoo design

I'm looking for a humorous tattoo design for my forearm. In short, I would like a snake coiled around a landmine (specifically, an anti-personnel mine (Google can help)). I really like the "no step on snek" parodies of the Gadsden flag, and this tattoo is sort of an homage to that. A silly, even somewhat crude snake... the joke being that this is not a vicious snake, but a helpful snake warning people to watch their step. Real dimensions are approximately 7"x4", so the tattoo should be more or less twice as long as it is wide. I'd like lots of color, but not too much detail. I'd like the snake (and mine) to be simple, silly and disarming. Read more