Below Par Parenting

This is what a business in United Kingdom was looking for in their poster design

I would like a poster (size to be agreed) created for the wording that I have composed and which I have pasted below. The poster is for my own personal gratification. It is not for commercial use. The message is driven by honesty and a profound sense of mea culpa. I am open to ideas regarding style and presentation.

I am an awful parent. No question. I am not cut out for this shit. I’m too quick to temper. I turn everything into a test of wills. I’m not down for food on the floor, for having my car trashed with your stink and detritus, for having the walls of my house daubed in your greasy fingerprints. I want to listen to The Eagles not In the Night Garden on repeat. I enjoyed making you but, on reflection, I should have pulled out. Let me go back in time to that great waste of space and energy that is ante-natal classes and tell that boho with the flowery dress and curly hair, ‘Why are you concentrating on the first five seconds? All the pain comes later. Why aren’t you te… Read more