"Carlos Danger" Business Card

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Business Card Design Brief
Friends
My name is "Carlos Danger" and I need your help! I need a new business card for my personal use.
As background, "Carlos Danger" is actually an alias that I use when I meet women. Please use your creative skills to create an amazing business card for me to use!
In addition to including my name and contact details (see the "Must Have" section), you may wish to add a catchphrase or a title if you think it would help me :)
For background, please see:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/23/anthony-weiner-carlos-danger_n_3640295.html
Looking forward to seeing what you can do for me.
Hugs and kisses,
Carlos Danger [courtesy of DesignCrowd]
Target Market(s)
Adult women in New York City...or anywhere really.
Industry/Entity Type
Business
Look and feel
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Economical
Upmarket
Requirements
Must have
- Please include the following details:
Carlos Danger
P: +1-718-4DANGER
E: secrets@carlosdanger.com
Nice to have
- You might include a catchphrase, like "Danger is my surname But you can call me Mr Hardbody".
Or perhaps a title, like "Carlos Danger, Head of Sexy Times".
You're creative...I will leave the details to you my friends.
Should not have
- Any references to my actual name...because then, what's the point in using an alias?