I've been harrassing my friends with Photoshop for years. Unfortunately, due to the graphic nature of most of those masterpieces, you'll never have t ...more I've been harrassing my friends with Photoshop for years. Unfortunately, due to the graphic nature of most of those masterpieces, you'll never have the good fortune of seeing them on this site. Thought I should maybe try to put my formidable skills to more appropriate and lucrative use. Perhaps someday I'll have a portfolio. Oh, yeah... Hire me. hide